I would say that you not only got the information you came here seeking, but that you also got the humor we share here at HairTell.
Many people think that we are in some way being rude when we say something like your Faux Lasik Post, but it is really meant in the spirit of love and it helps us out with the reality that we answer the same questions over and over and in many different ways.
Simply put, if it were really all that easy, one could not make a living doing it.
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Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. --- Tom Landry